So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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