Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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