Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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