Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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