maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
