yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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