Sponge bath it is.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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