Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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