my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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