Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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