How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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