maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
