I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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