Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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