Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I will be naked everywhere
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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