oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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