Grow some girl-balls and come out already
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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