Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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