PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's never too late to be topless.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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