its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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