escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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