im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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