He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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