bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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