Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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