If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She announced her abortion via fbk
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
my liver is dry heaving
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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