matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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