I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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