Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I pour the whiskey from now on
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