: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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