I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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