You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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