Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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