if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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