nut hugger
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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