u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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