Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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