I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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