p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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