I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Nicole vs. Life
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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