Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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