The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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