I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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