whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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