as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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