Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
my poor anus
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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