Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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