Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
