doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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