let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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